Dear Dad,

Mom is letting Claire run around naked except for the new shoes Claire won't take off.

 

I've been playing Costco (See my receipt with the face? The other side has a line, too.) and eating Cheezits. I tried talking Mom into Krispy Kreme Donuts this morning but she wouldn't budge. Someone tell her Cheezits are just as bad, please.

While we have been waiting for you to call, we've been busy getting the guest bedroom ready for Grandpa. Mom keeps freaking out that we are messing up the bed, but we just figure she'll make it again. And again. Plus, she got the camera out, so we know she won't do anything to upset us while she's trying to get a picture. She's so predictable.

Look at me here! She kept saying something about the lighting being great and to PLEASE stop moving for one second. That's when I went in for the kill. She never saw the pillow coming.

Please come home soon. She has FOUR different colors painted on the bead board in the dining room and is driving me and Claire crazy with her talk about the vacation she can't wait to go on. Doesn't she realize going to Rapid will be WAY better?

I bet Grandpa and Grandma will feed me donuts...

Call us soon. We love you!!

Caeden